blow job etiquette: Golden rules for going down

blow job etiquette

Regardless of whether you're on the receiving or giving end, it's exciting, liberating, enjoyable, and unbelievably hot. All of you who have had one are already familiar with the rush of receiving one. However, when you give one, you experience a tremendous amount of power. There is nothing quite like having total control over your lover and only giving him great pleasure. 

However, sometimes things—including blowjobs—can go wrong. And none of us ever seek for the discomfort that follows. But hey, we've got you covered as we list the most crucial guidelines to remember when performing a blowjob. You'll ace your upcoming BJ session if you stick to them, we promise.

1. Shower! Shower!! Shower!!!

Make sure they are clean down there when you know there is a chance you could get some activity tonight. This is significantly more crucial than keeping yourself clean for ordinary sex because the latter does not involve sticking someone's nose right in the center of your most offensive body area. So be respectful in how you present yourself during a blowjob.
2. No hands on the head
The provider controls the pace, not you. You can ask, plead, and beg for something as the recipient, but you can't just grasp their head and dictate your own pace. The ears are obviously not your handlebars, and the head isn't a sex toy.

3. If he bursts, don't freak out.

This is quite tricky. If your partner is tested and you want to swallow his juice as well, open your mouth wide open and enjoy that facial expression while he empties life source down your gullet. If a guy is about to burst and you suddenly do a tuck and roll, you’ll find his cum all over the place. However, if you don’t like to be cum on, even then all is fine and good as you can communicate in advance.

4. Make some noise

Some moaning always spices up things. You can talk as much dirty as you want; there is no shame in that. If you have nothing else to say, even a simple ‘Oh My God’ will do the job.

5. Get messy

All of you girls know how friction can be uncomfortable when you’re not wet enough. The same goes for a penis as well. Sloppy is the game’s nature, so put your guard down and get in there. More lubrication has never hurt any guy.

6. Avoid spicy food right before

As funny as it sounds, there is no joke about it. A pepper-header is not something your partner is looking forward to. So, spare him the uncomfortable burning sensation down there.

7. Give back

This is a huge one. Etiquette always demands a blowjob to be followed by not just a mere thank you, but also returning the favor and going down on your partner. If they don’t want it, there’s no issue, the offer is everything. It will also ensure many more BJs coming your way in the near future.

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